:08:01
You just look 'em
in the eye and you say,
:08:04
"What time should
I pick ya up?"
:08:06
...insert a dart...
:08:09
When we go to Paris,
:08:11
you gotta let
those Frenchwomen know that
you've got your act together.
:08:15
Always point the gun
away from the head
and towards the lower flank.
:08:22
Go ahead. Make my day.
:08:25
:08:29
I don't know, Manolo,
I think it's hopeless.
:08:31
:08:34
I'm never gonna
get laid!
:08:39
Although that thought
may be of great comfort...
:08:42
to the women of the world,
Mr. Moore,
:08:46
as a future veterinarian,
you should know that...
:08:48
every dog eventually
has his day.
:08:51
:08:53
I mean, you just walk up to her
and say, "I would kill or die
to make love to you"?
:08:58
No. Geez, no.
You gotta have
eye contact first.
:09:03
You look, she looks,
then you say it.
:09:07
Don't say it
like it's dirty.
:09:09
Say it
from the heart.
:09:11
Then it ain't dirty,
it's passion.
:09:15
You goin' back
to the apartment?
:09:17
Nah, I gotta go
to my folks' house.
:09:20
Your dad still givin'
you a hard time
about goin' to Europe?
:09:22
You kidding?
He "loves" the idea.
:09:24
- It's out of the question.
- Why?
:09:26
We've been through this
a hundred times.!
:09:29
Europe costs a fortune.
:09:32
Dad, I'm getting
a special deal
through school.
:09:34
Jonathan.
Oh, thanks,
Rosario.
:09:36
You're welcome,
Jonathan.
:09:38
Look, it's part of
my education. You want me
to get an eduction, don't you?
:09:42
When school's in session,
you get an education.
:09:45
When it's not in session,
you get a job!
:09:47
- Mom...
- Don't say "Mom."
:09:50
Al...
Don't say "Al."
He says "Mom," you say "Al,"
:09:52
and the whole thing
comes out of my pocket.
:09:55
You're gonna learn
a hell of a lot more
workin' in the real world...
:09:57
than you will chasin' skirts
around Pomona.