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:12:01
you're scheduled
for tomorrow morning.

:12:03
I'm sure I told you.
:12:05
this is dated
2 weeks ago.

:12:08
you planned this.
:12:10
you want me
to fail that test

:12:12
so you can keep me in
the center of the earth

:12:15
doing your work for you.
:12:16
you just watch
your mouth, mister.

:12:18
this department's laying off
civilians left and right.

:12:24
where are you going?
:12:26
home. to study.
:12:28
one night studying
for a grade-19 FSB exam?

:12:33
good luck.
:12:34
listen, captain, I'm
going to pass that exam,

:12:37
and I'm going to get
out of this hole

:12:40
and do some really important
work for national security.

:12:43
yeah, sure.
:12:44
I was going to do
your family a favor

:12:47
and hook up
the Disney channel for free.

:12:50
well, forget it.
:12:54
ladies and gentlemen,
as of this afternoon,

:12:56
the undersecretary
for south American affairs

:12:58
emphatically denies
any and all intervention

:13:01
in the current realignment
of top positions

:13:04
in the paraguayan air force.
thank you very much.

:13:06
what about
the army's request

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for spraying
subsidies?

:13:10
are there
any Paraguayans here?

:13:13
no?
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their request for subsidies
was not Paraguayan,

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as it were.
:13:19
the United States would never--
if the president--

:13:23
that's how it will always be.
is that clear?

:13:26
how can you say
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we aren't spending
millions on spraying

:13:30
when the international
wheat board reported

:13:33
"extensive contamination
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in the grain fields
of southern Argentina"?

:13:36
the state de... eber...
uh... the state...

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microphones...
:13:40
cutting out on us.
I'm sorry.

:13:42
however,
the qu... wo... si...

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...unch date,
so I must go.

:13:50
these examinations
are qualifiers for positions

:13:55
in the intelligence sections
of our embassies overseas.


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