:18:02
You're not fooling anybody, Bender.
:18:04
The next screw that
falls out will be you.
:18:08
Eat my shorts.
:18:10
What was that?
:18:13
Eat...
:18:14
my...
:18:15
shorts.
:18:16
You just bought
another Saturday, mister.
:18:18
Oh, I'm crushed.
:18:20
- One more right there.
- I'm free the next Saturday.
:18:23
- Beyond that, I'll check my calendar.
- Good! It's gonna be filled.
:18:27
We'll keep going.
You want another one?
:18:29
Say the word. Just say it.
:18:32
Instead of going to prison,
you'll come here.
:18:36
- Are you through?
- No.
:18:38
- I'm doing society a favor.
- So?
:18:40
That's another!
:18:41
I've got you the rest of your life
if you don't watch it.
:18:44
- You want another?
- Yes.
:18:46
You got it!
That's another one, pal.
:18:49
Cut it out!
:18:51
- Stop.
- You through?
:18:54
- Not even close, bud.
- Good!
:18:56
- You got one more.
- You really think I give a shit?
:18:59
Another.
:19:02
- You through?
- How many is that?
:19:05
That's seven including the first one
when you asked...
:19:08
whether Barry Manilow knew
he raided his closet.
:19:10
- Now it's eight. Stay out of it.
- Sir, it's seven.
:19:13
Shut up, peewee.
:19:18
You're mine, Bender.
For two months, I got you.
:19:23
I got you.
:19:25
What can I say?
I'm thrilled.
:19:28
That's exactly what you
want them to believe.
:19:31
You know something?
:19:32
You should spend more time
doing something with yourself...
:19:35
and less time trying
to impress people.
:19:38
Might be better off.
:19:39
Right, that's it!
:19:41
I'll be outside those doors.
:19:43
The next time I have to come in here,
I'm cracking skulls.