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Like, would you
drive to school naked?
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- Would I have to get out of the car?
- Of course.
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- In the spring or winter?
- Doesn't matter. Spring.
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- In the front or back of school?
- Either one.
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Y es.
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I'd do that.
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I'll do anything sexual.
I don't need a million dollars either.
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- You're lying.
- I already have.
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I've done just about everything
except a few things that are illegal.
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I'm a nymphomaniac.
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Lie.
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- Are your parents aware of this?
- I've only told my shrink.
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- What did he do when you told him?
- He nailed me.
1:04:56
Very nice.
1:04:57
I don't think, from a legal standpoint,
what he did...
1:05:01
can be construed as rape
since I paid him.
1:05:03
- He's an adult.
- Y eah. He's married too.
1:05:07
Ugh. Do you have any idea
how completely gross that is?
1:05:11
- Well, the first few times--
- "The first few times"!
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- You mean he did it more than once?
- Sure.
1:05:17
- Are you crazy?
- Obviously. She's screwing her shrink.
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Have you ever done it?
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I don't even have a psychiatrist.
1:05:29
Have you ever done it
with a normal person?
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- Didn't we already cover this?
- You never answered.
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I won't discuss my private life
with total strangers.
1:05:39
- It's kind of a double-edged sword.
- A what?
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Well, if you say you haven't,
you're a prude.
1:05:45
If you say you have,
you're a slut.
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It's a trap.
You want to, but you can't.
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Then when you do,
you wish you didn't. Right?
1:05:54
- Wrong.
- Or are you a tease?
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She's a tease.