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because I'm failing shop.
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We had this assignment,
you know...
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to make this ceramic elephant.
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And, um...
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we're supposed to--
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It was like a lamp.
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When you pull the trunk,
the light goes on.
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My light didn't go on.
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I got an "F" on it.
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I've never got an "F" in my life.
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When I signed up for the course...
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I thought I was playing it smart.
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I thought, "I'll take shop.
It'll be such an easy way...
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to maintain
my grade point average."
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Why'd you think it'd be easy?
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Have you seen
some of the dopes that take shop?
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I take shop.
You must be a fucking idiot.
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Because I can't make a lamp?
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No, you're a genius
because you can't make a lamp.
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- What do you know about trigonometry?
- I could care less about it.
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Without trigonometry,
there'd be no engineering.
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- Without lamps, there'd be no light.
- So neither of you is better--
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I can write with my toes.
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I can also eat, brush my teeth--
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- With your feet?
- Play the piano.
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- I can make spaghetti.
- What can you do?
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I can, uh,
tape all your buns together.
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- I want to see what Claire can do.
- I can't do anything.
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Everybody can do something.
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There's one thing I can do.
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Forget it.
It's way too embarrassing.
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Ever seen "Wild Kingdom"?
He's been on for 30 years.
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Okay.
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You have to swear to God
you won't laugh.
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Okay.
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I can't believe
I'm actually doing this.