1:28:04
So where do you wanna go
on our honeymoon?
1:28:28
Rats! Get out of here, you...
Goddamn rat farm! Go on!
1:28:32
- Ralph! Get us out of here, will ya?
- Ah! And there's the biggest rat of all.
1:28:38
Colton, look at you. You...
1:28:41
You don't know how many nights
I dreamed of this.
1:28:44
- Except your flesh was torn off your body.
- Ralph, please, just help us down.
1:28:49
Jack! Hold on!
1:28:52
Well, well, well, Colton.
1:28:55
I think this calls for a renegotiation.
Don't you, Tarzan? Huh?
1:28:59
This looks a little bit more like 70-30.
1:29:03
- Or maybe even 80-20.
- Ralph, will ya get the rats off that rope?!
1:29:08
- I don't go near rats, buddy.
- Ralph, do not be afraid.
1:29:13
Remember the Sufi way: See with your heart.
1:29:16
My heart sees rats, Pop.
Don't let this garb fool you.
1:29:20
Come on, Colton. Where's the Jewel?
1:29:22
Ralph, I am the Jewel. The Jewel of the Nile.
1:29:26
And I'm a kumquat from Queens.
Pipe down, towel-head!
1:29:30
- Come on, Ralph.
- Take the ladder and put it over the well.
1:29:33
- Please, don't let us die!
- That's a good idea, Legs.
1:29:36
I ain't gonna let you die, but I ain't movin' no
ladder until you come across with the rock!
1:29:55
Lookin' more like 90-10! Huh, kumquat?
1:29:59
- Did you get the ladder all right?
- Jack, help me unlock the Jewel.