The Return of the Living Dead
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:01:02
We got an order here from
the St. Louis University Medical School.

:01:05
They want two adult female skeletons
with perfect teeth.

:01:08
That's a 2.AF.PT.
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So you come over here to the ''A'' section.
That's ''A'' for adult, see?

:01:15
Then that's divided up into two sections.
:01:17
That's divided into the ''M'' for male
and the ''F'' for....

:01:19
.Female.
.Good boy. Now the ''PT.''

:01:23
Suppose you think that's ''pretty tough.''
But no, that's....

:01:25
.Perfect teeth.
.Very good.

:01:28
Now you get some excelsior over there
and lay it in that crate.

:01:31
Make a nice little beddy.bye
for this little lady.

:01:35
Okay.
:01:37
Good work.
We want her to be comfortable.

:01:39
Now help me get her in. Grab her legs.
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Okay.
:01:43
Now you get some of that
Styrofoam popcorn, spread it all around.

:01:48
Don't be stingy.
Uncle Burt's paying for this.

:01:51
More, Freddy. Okay, that's fine.
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Now spread it around. That's right.
:01:57
.You're doing very nice work.
.Thanks.

:01:59
You'll be fine in the warehouse business.
:02:01
.Where do we get all these skeletons?
.They come from lndia.

:02:04
.lndia?
.lnternational treaty.

:02:06
All skeletons come from lndia.
:02:08
.No kidding. How come?
.How the hell do l know?

:02:11
The important question is, where do they
get all the skeletons with perfect teeth?

:02:15
l'm going to ask you a serious question.
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How many people you know die...
:02:19
...with a beautiful, perfect
set of choppers in their puss?

:02:22
Nobody l can think of.
:02:24
No. l think there's a skeleton farm
over in lndia.

:02:28
Jesus!
:02:29
Come on, kid. Follow your uncle here.
:02:33
Here we go. l don't have to tell you
what these are for.

:02:38
Here we've got the prosthetic devices,
all around here.

:02:41
.Look under there. Wheelchairs.
.Right. These are great.

:02:45
Here's something you don't see very often.
You're a privileged person.

:02:49
These are split dogs
for veterinarian schools.

:02:52
.We get a lot of orders for split dogs.
.That's really rad.

:02:56
Don't fool around, you're learning.
:02:58
Over here, Freddy,
is where we keep the fresh cadavers.


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