:03:11
-Consider outer space.
-What?
:03:22
Private Gibson! Incoming!
:03:27
What is this? "Lonely man sitting on a hill"?
:03:32
It's over, Lance.
:03:35
It's gone, I've lost it.
:03:37
High school.
:03:39
I started off so hot.
Sophomore year, two times.
:03:43
Junior year was excellent. Four times.
:03:46
And not all with the same girl.
:03:48
Senior year looked like the best.
The first day of classes, then nothing.
:03:53
What do you mean,
nothing your senior year?
:03:55
What about that time with Barbara DeVillebis
in the high-jump pit?
:03:59
That was you.
:04:04
I just can't motivate myself
the way I used to.
:04:08
Maybe I'm past my prime.
:04:11
It's not you.
It's these high school girls, here.
:04:15
They're simple.
:04:18
They're never gonna stimulate
a complex guy like you.
:04:22
-Maybe you're right.
-Of course I'm right.
:04:24
Anyways...
:04:26
after tonight, you'll never have to deal with
these simple high school girls again.
:04:31
-But won't these same girls be in college?
-Yeah, but it'll be different.
:04:35
-Why?
-Because they'll be college girls.
:04:41
I'm gonna miss you.
:04:43
It's your own fault. You could be
coming out to California with me.
:04:47
Yeah, right.
:04:48
Get a totally bitchin' education
out there, dude.
:04:51
California.
:04:53
You could be coming
to New England with me.
:04:55
What are you, crazy? The lvy League stinks.
:04:59
They've only got those ugly,
intellectual girls...