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and I can't figure
if it's worth the effort to send it in.
:49:05
You think I should bother?
:49:10
Probably not.
:49:14
She says she's from Paris.
:49:16
I don't believe that.
:49:19
Paris women...
:49:21
don't give you a hard time, like they do here.
:49:24
To a Paris woman, sex is an art.
:49:28
I was in Paris once, with my wife.
:49:33
Boy, am I glad she's dead.
:49:36
One tequila eggnog.
:49:39
I had fried food again for lunch today.
:49:42
I know I shouldn't have had it...
:49:45
but I couldn't help myself.
:49:49
You think I lack self-discipline?
:49:52
What's wrong with me?
I'm a good-looking guy.
:49:55
You are a good-looking guy.
:49:59
And I'm a good-looking guy.
:50:01
-You are.
-I am.
:50:02
We're all three good-looking guys.
:50:05
That's right. We are.
:50:08
And it's Christmastime,
and I'm gonna buy you a drink.
:50:11
-What are you drinking?
-Something light.
:50:14
-What, like a nice Chablis?
-A spritzer.
:50:18
Barkeep, give this man a trough of spritzer.
:50:22
And you, cowboy guy,
what do you want to drink?
:50:25
-I'll have a beer.
-Get cowboy guy a beer.
:50:28
It's on me tonight. Drinks are on me.
:50:30
They're on me.
:50:37
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
:50:42
Jack Frost nipping at your nose
:50:46
Yuletide carols being sung by a choir
:50:51
and folks dressed up like Eskimos
:50:55
Everybody knows
:50:57
that turkey and some mistletoe