The Sure Thing

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It is called The Sure Thing.

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"'lt could be tonight,' he thought...

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"as he stood in the corner,
pretending to have a good time.

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"He would meet her tonight.

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"All his young life,
he had dreamed of a girl like this.

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"5'6", silky hair...

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"trim, nubile body...."

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"Nubile," by the way, is spelled with a "u."

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"...nubile body
that really knew how to move...

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"and soft, deeply tanned skin.

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"Now, as for personality traits,
she needed only one.

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"She had to love sex, and all the time.

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"To arrive at this moment,
he had traveled vast distances...

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"enduring many hardships:

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"abject poverty, starvation...

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"show tunes, you name it.

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"From across the room he saw her.
She was perfect.

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"He knew almost nothing about her,
and she didn't know much more about him.

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"lt was exactly how it was supposed to be.
He brought her to his room.

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"The lights were soft, the moment was right.

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"Then she leaned over
and whispered in his ear:

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"'Do you love me?'

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"Thoughts raced through his mind.
Did she really want him?

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"What had he done to deserve this bounty?
Does God exist?

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"Who invented liquid soap, and why?

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"'Do you love me?' Staring into her eyes...

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"he knew that she really needed to hear it.

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"But for the first time in his life,
he knew these were no longer just words.

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"And if he said it, it would be a lie.

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"'Do you love me?' she whispered.
'Do you love me?'