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3:04:00
Crazy am l?
3:04:01
We'll see
3:04:03
whether l'm crazy or not.
3:04:05
Gary Wallace,
that's absolutely gross.

3:04:08
I'm not digging up
dead girls.

3:04:13
I'm not talking about
digging up a dead girl.

3:04:18
I'm talking about
your computer, idiot.

3:04:20
You can simulate stuff
on your computer.

3:04:24
Why can't we
simulate a girl?

3:04:27
I guess I could,
but why?

3:04:30
It's two-dimensional
on the screen.

3:04:32
It's not
flesh and blood.

3:04:35
But we can
ask it questions.

3:04:38
We'll put it in
real-life sexual situations

3:04:42
and see how it reacts.
3:04:44
Well, what about
your girl in Canada?

3:04:48
She lives in Canada.
3:04:49
She has no morals.
3:04:51
I don't like that
in a girl.

3:04:54
Anyway, get to work.
3:05:01
Very nice.
3:05:07
Hold it, Wyatt.
I know female stats.

3:05:11
Anything bigger
than a handful,

3:05:13
you're risking
a sprained tongue.

3:05:15
Yeah.
Yeah.

3:05:19
Perfect.
3:05:21
Okay. Now what?
3:05:23
Should we give her
a brain?

3:05:26
Yeah. We'll play chess
with her.

3:05:29
Chess? Just give her
a brain.

3:05:39
That's all we can do
with my stuff.

3:05:43
Did you get
a free toaster
with this, too?

3:05:47
The problem is,
this is a lame idea.

3:05:51
Your computer
is a wimp.

3:05:53
We need
a lot more power.

3:05:56
What do you suggest?

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