:20:00
Connie, why don't you
ever call the repairman?
:20:04
You're livin' in the past, Stanley.
You find one.
:20:08
Hey, look at this mess.
:20:11
Buy me a new machine!
But don't break my balls, Stanley.
:20:16
Been trying to fix this thing
for three hours, and I'm not in the mood.
:20:19
- I didn't say anything.
- Yeah, but you were gonna.
:20:22
- I can always tell when you're in a mood.
- What's wrong with you?
:20:25
I walk in the door,
you don't even say hello.
:20:29
You don't smile. All you do is, you say,
"Stanley, don't break my balls."
:20:34
- What kind of a relationship is this?
- You don't care about our relationship.
:20:38
I do care.
:20:41
I do care about our relationship.
:20:45
- Come on!
- I just wanna know why you're so angry.
:20:49
Well, Stanley, it's because you have
become an arrogant, self-centred,
:20:53
condescending son of a bitch.
:20:57
- Well, there's a lot to be arrogant about.
- Oh, don't start, OK?
:21:02
I'm not takin' any more of your shit, Stan.
:21:06
You want to fix the fuckin' washing
machine? You go ahead and fix it.
:21:11
Oh, Jesus.
:21:14
You fix it. I gotta go to work.
:21:18
Hey, I'm not having such
a great day either, you know.
:21:21
I thought you said you had the night off.
I thought maybe we could go out.
:21:26
They shifted me back to nights.
:21:28
What is biting your ass?
Don't tell me it's the washing machine.
:21:32
No.
:21:34
Nothin'. Because I don't expect
anything from you any more, Stanley.
:21:38
- What is that supposed to mean?
- It means you bombed out.
:21:42
You forgot. You weren't here.
:21:46
You missed target practice.
:21:48
- What?
- Wednesday.
:21:51
Wednesday!
:21:53
It's the day of my ovulation.