:14:01
- Should I tell you?
- Did you have a nice evening?
:14:05
- Yes, and then I crawled away in shame.
- Aren't we a couple of sluts?
:14:12
- I slept with him on the first date.
- It wasn't even a date.
:14:20
I could not help myself
because he's so gorgeous.
:14:25
But can he type?
:14:32
I guess you'll have the bed to yourself.
:14:36
She's got this fur-lined bed.
:14:39
- What kind of fur?
- I don't know, but it's fur.
:14:42
The static electricity from it
is sending sparks right to my nuts.
:14:48
I felt like a human jumper cable.
:14:54
Did you score last night?
:14:58
Double headphone deal?
:15:03
That chick, was she hot?
:15:08
- She was fun.
- Fun?
:15:13
She was fun?
:15:18
Have you ever done it in a plane?
:15:20
Yeah. I once nailed two stewardesses
in a 747 at 35,000 feet.
:15:29
It was "fun".
:15:31
I had a "fun" time.
:15:39
Haven't ordered silverware in 6 months.
Your customers eat with their toes?
:15:44
I'll throw in the steak markers.
:15:47
If some kid throws up on them,
they're okay.
:15:50
- Push the French fries.
- The French fries are fabulous.