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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you
Henley's new Elizabethan collection.
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Opening with a selection
of costumes de baigneuse...
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with a touch of rococo...
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in aquamarine...
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bleute, and nuit...
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decorated with cerulean oysters...
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pearled fish, scallop shells...
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and shimmering starfish.
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Guaranteed to sink any passing ship.
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And for evening wear,
our shell and mermaid creations...
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in crepuscule and turquoise...
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and inlaid with over 18,000 Majorcan pearls.
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And for the more daring among you...
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our latest bikini styles
in oyster and coral motifs.
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Henley, you have got to be kidding.
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I mean, you are not seriously
going to show these gowns in Paris.
:15:54
Honey, they will laugh you off the stage.
:15:57
And, Henley, hemlines can"t come down.
They"ve got to go up.
:16:01
Dido, there"s nothing worse
than the back of a woman"s knees.
:16:04
They remind me of uncooked rock cakes.
:16:07
- Help me!
- Oh, God, Suzette.
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Colin.
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I said I wouldn't do this.
And here I am doing it.
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A few painless shots,
and I can pay for dinner.
:16:19
That's what I call integrity.
:16:20
But you"ve never
heard it like this, Mr. Charms.
:16:23
It"s a sure-fire hit.
:16:25
Just look at these fame-starved urchins...
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putting on the agony,
all trying to sing like hillbillies...
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just praying for Harry Charms
to snap them up...
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and sell them into pop slavery.
:16:37
I mustn't throw stones,
especially not at Americans.
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Yanks invented teenagers.
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England for the English, and all that.
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But being anti-Yank's a sure sign of defeat.
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l"ve got the tickets for the Stravinsky recital.
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- Harry Charms, l"ve got an appointment.
- He"s in there.
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Do me a favor,
don"t drive me mad down there.
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He was precious, all right.
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Loonies.
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And very nasty in the wrong hands.