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:04:22
Hi there.
Are you a large person?

:04:24
Pleasantly plump? A little
on the hefty side, perhaps?

:04:26
Well, let's face it.
Are you fat?

:04:29
When you go jogging,
do you leave potholes?

:04:31
When you make love,
do you have to give directions?

:04:33
At the zoo, do elephants
throw you peanuts?

:04:35
Do you look at a menu
and say, "OK"?

:04:37
Well, now you can
eat all you want...

:04:39
because at Thornton Melon's
Tall and Fat stores...

:04:41
we've got you covered.
:04:42
That's right... fine woolen
and woolen blend suits...

:04:45
and sport coats
in all the larger sizes...

:04:47
husky, stout, extra-stout
and the new Hindenburg line.

:04:51
And for you ladies,
we have caftans, muumuus...

:04:54
and our own exclusive A-frame
in all colors and patterns.

:04:57
Yes, we have
miles and miles of fabric.

:04:59
So take it from me,
Thornton Melon...

:05:01
if you want to look thin,
you hang out with fat people.

:05:05
Thornton Melon's Tall and Fat...
150 locations across America.

:05:09
Lou, did you see the new spot?
:05:11
Yeah, I seen it.
:05:12
Do I look fat in it?
:05:14
You could lose
a couple of pounds.

:05:15
I gotta get bigger actors.
:05:21
Pocahontas, how are you?
Ophelia, hold some of my calls.

:05:25
Yes, sir, Mr. Melon.
:05:30
Good morning, everyone.
:05:31
Morning.
:05:33
Take it easy, will ya?
:05:35
And don't get any on the walls.
:05:38
OK, folks. What's up?
:05:41
Mr. Melon,
we have a serious offer...

:05:43
on your commercial property
in south Florida...

:05:46
and we feel you should sell.
:05:48
No. Hold it for one more year,
take the depreciation...

:05:51
then transfer title
to the California Corporation.

:05:53
Show it as a capital gain.
We should do great.

:05:58
What else?
:05:59
The toy division has come up
with a new doll idea...


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