:40:01
Like I showed you.
:40:02
All right.
:40:10
What's a guy your age
doing here with these kids?
:40:12
I'm lookin' for the fountain
of middle age.
:40:16
What's your story?
:40:18
I'm setting the new record for
the most consecutive losses...
:40:20
by a diving coach
in this conference.
:40:23
Hey, remember,
hold that pike longer.
:40:25
- That your kid?
- Yeah.
:40:28
Who coached him in high school?
:40:30
Yours truly.
:40:31
So, where did you learn
how to dive?
:40:33
Atlantic City. The Steel Pier.
I was in the water show.
:40:37
I used to open
for the diving horse.
:40:38
You're kiddin'.
I'm from Jersey.
:40:40
I practically spent
my entire life on that pier.
:40:43
There was a guy,
did the most amazing dive...
:40:46
called the Triple Lindy.
:40:48
Hardest dive
I ever saw in my life.
:40:50
- Who was that guy?
- Yours truly.
:40:52
You're kiddin'.
:40:54
I don't joke about dives.
:40:56
Especially that one.
It almost killed me.
:40:57
Boy, you were somethin' else.
:41:00
Hey, can your kid do that dive?
:41:03
Nah, nobody can.
It's too dangerous.
:41:06
You know, he tried out
for the team last semester.
:41:09
He didn't do that good.
:41:10
Not that good, huh? Watch this.
:41:13
Jason, do the two and a half!
:41:31
Not bad.
:41:34
My main Melon.
Come on, man...
:41:36
there's a pep rally
for the football team.
:41:37
- Let's go. We're there.
- Whoa, wait. What is this?
:41:39
Me and Standish and Redding
are doing the anti-pep rally...
:41:43
to point out that a violent
ground acquisition game...
:41:45
such as football is, in fact...
:41:47
a crypto-fascist metaphor
for nuclear war.
:41:49
It sounds like
a lot of laughs...
:41:51
but I'm supposed
to meet my dad and study.
:41:52
He's supposed
to be here already.
:41:54
OK, well...
:41:56
if you change your mind, pal,
you know where I'll be.
:41:59
If I change my mind,
I'll seek psychiatric help.