1:12:00
that you're completely
regressed emotionally...
1:12:02
but you won't pass my course by
turning in someone else's work.
1:12:05
What do you think,
someone else wrote this?
1:12:08
All I know is that you didn't.
That's what disappoints me.
1:12:11
Whoever did write it...
1:12:13
doesn't know the first thing
about Kurt Vonnegut.
1:12:15
And another thing, Vonnegut.
1:12:17
I'm going to stop payment
on the check.
1:12:19
What's that? Fuck me?
1:12:22
Kurt, do you read lips?
Fuck you!
1:12:25
Next time
I'll call Robert Ludlum.
1:12:31
Derek, have you seen Jason?
1:12:33
I think he's on
a three-state killing spree.
1:12:36
Here's some more
potentially bad news.
1:12:38
Dean Martin wants to see you
in his office right away.
1:12:41
Dean Martin.
1:12:44
And she said, "Let's do it.
The room's already paid for."
1:12:53
Oh, golly.
I'm afraid we have...
1:12:57
a potentially unpleasant
situation on our hands here.
1:13:01
Phil, would you repeat
to Mr. Melon...
1:13:04
the allegations
that you've made to me?
1:13:07
It's clear the work you've
handed in is not your own.
1:13:10
I'm accusing you
of academic fraud.
1:13:12
Fraud is such an ugly word...
1:13:16
considering
the financial generosity...
1:13:19
that Mr. Melon has shown
towards our fine university.
1:13:22
I think Mr. Melon
should be expelled.
1:13:26
What are you going
to do about it?
1:13:31
Well, Thornton...
1:13:33
I'm only going
to ask you this one time.
1:13:36
Is the work that
you turned in your own?
1:13:43
I can't lie to you,
Dean Martin.
1:13:48
Yes, it is.
1:13:50
I'm satisfied.
1:13:53
- Phil?
- I'm outraged.
1:13:55
Gee whiz, Phil!
I just asked the man...
1:13:58
if the work was his,
and he said yes.