Flight of the Navigator
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This first-class maneuver lets me to slide
through your planet's thick atmosphere,

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I can move at any speed,
I can speak thousands of languages,

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I can analyze species from civilizations
light years beyond yours,

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- Yeah, but can you fix this seat?
- Compliance,

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That's great,
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- Now could you slow down a little?
- Compliance,

:51:20
Cool,
:51:21
Would you like me
to adjust the temperature?

:51:23
No,
:51:32
(moos)
:51:34
We are precisely 20 miles from
point of origin, as you requested,

:51:37
You are wasting time,
Give me the star charts now,

:51:40
Not now, I gotta go,
:51:41
- Go? Where?
- To the bathroom,

:51:43
- Do not know "bathroom,"
- Then open the door,

:51:47
Request explanation,
:51:49
Just do it or you'll be sorry,
I'll be right back, I promise,

:51:53
Do not know "promise,"
:51:57
Damn! How did that kid get outside?
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We had security everywhere,
Gotta get control of the situation,

:52:06
Sir, over here,
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There they are,
About 20 miles west of here,

:52:12
Get some choppers out there immediately,
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(mooing)
:52:20
What are you doing?
:52:23
- Can't I have a little privacy?
- Do not know "privacy,"

:52:27
(cow moos)
:52:29
(voice) Moo!
:52:34
What are you doing here anyway?
:52:36
I have been sent from Phaelon
to borrow samples of life

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from different galaxies for study,
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On this planet, I chose you,
:52:44
- Why me?
- Why not?

:52:49
Back on Phaelon, we discovered
that your inferior species

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uses only ten percent of your brain,
:52:55
So we filled it all the way up with star
charts to see what would happen,

:52:58
- What happened?
- It leaked,


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