:12:00
You Standards and Practices?
Why is the sketch dirty?
:12:04
Child molestation is a touchy subject...
:12:06
- Half the country's doing it!
- Yes, but you name names.
:12:09
- We don't. We say ''The Pope''.
- That sketch cannot go on the air.
:12:13
Hey! Who changed
my sketch about the PLO?
:12:17
l had to make cuts. lt's four lousy lines.
:12:20
- The whole premise is ruined!
- lt's not so delicate.
:12:23
- Everybody's married to every line.
- l don't care! Don't tamper with my work.
:12:28
- OK...
- You want 'em cut? l'll cut 'em myself.
:12:30
Mickey, listen. lnstead of the child
molestation sketch, why don't we repeat
:12:35
the Cardinal Spellman-Ronald Reagan
homosexual dance number?
:12:38
- l don't feel good, Mickey.
- What did you do? Swallow a drugstore?
:12:42
- l lost my voice.
- Oh, Jesus!
:12:45
Ronny, you know, you do
have to go on in 25 minutes.
:12:48
Does anybody got a Tagamet?
My ulcer's startin' to kill me.
:12:51
You want a Quaalude?
:12:54
(Mickey)
Christ, this show is ruining my health.
:12:57
Meanwhile, my ex-partner
moves to California
:12:59
and every stupid show he produces
turns out to be a big hit.
:13:04
Brother, what am l gonna do with my life?
:13:07
Speaking of that, l gotta remember
to see my ex-wife tomorrow.
:13:14
- Hi.
- l know.
:13:16
- Glad you could put in an appearance.
- l got two minutes. The show is killin' me.
:13:20
l got a million appointments today.
lt just fell this way.
:13:24
- l gotta see new comedians...
- Just two minutes on your sons' birthday.
:13:27
- lt's not gonna kill you.
- Happy birthday, fellas!
:13:30
(Hannah) Daddy brought presents!
:13:33
Hey, a little hug? What is this?
How about a little action from the kids?
:13:37
- How is everything?
- Everything's fine.
:13:39
OK, you can open the presents now.
l wanna get a little reaction.
:13:43
- How's Elliot?
- He's fine.
:13:45
l'm trying to convince him to produce
a play. l think he'll find that satisfying.
:13:49
l like him. l think he's a sweet guy,
the few times that l've met him.
:13:53
Cos he's a loser. He's awkward
and he's clumsy, like me.
:13:57
- l like an underconfident person.
- This is really nice.