:06:00
Hello?
:06:01
Mel!
:06:03
l would have hung up if you hadn't
answered and l won't do this again,
:06:06
but l just had to tell you...
l feel very close to you tonight.
:06:11
Very, very close.
:06:13
Good night.
:06:29
(Mickey) Millions of books written
on every conceivable subject
:06:32
by all these great minds, and in the end
none of them knows anything more
:06:37
about the big questions of life than l do.
:06:40
Jesus, l read Socrates.
:06:43
This guy used to knock off little Greek
boys. What the hell's he got to teach me?
:06:48
And Nietzsche, with his
theory of eternal recurrence.
:06:52
He said that the life we live,
we're gonna live over and over again
:06:56
the exact same way for eternity.
:06:58
Great. That means l'll have to sit through
the ''lce Capades'' again. lt's not worth it.
:07:04
And Freud, another great pessimist.
:07:07
l was in analysis for years.
Nothing happened.
:07:11
My poor analyst got so frustrated,
the guy finally put in a salad bar.
:07:16
Look at all these peoplejogging,
:07:18
trying to stave off
the inevitable decay of the body.
:07:22
Boy, it's so sad what people go through
:07:24
with their stationary bike
and their exercise.
:07:29
Look at this one. Poor thing.
She has to tote all that fat around.
:07:33
She should pull it on a dolly.
:07:37
Maybe the poets are right.
Maybe love is the only answer.
:07:41
l was in love with Hannah,
but it didn't work out too well.
:07:44
l even took her sister out.
Remember that, years ago?
:07:47
When Hannah and l got divorced and
she fixed me up with her sister Holly?
:07:52
( rock guitar)
:07:55
l wanna be like you,
said l'm gonna fit into your group