:13:10
- Are you the maid?
- No.
:13:12
I want the seat,
but it's not worth dying over.
:13:17
Liz and Dick, Lennon and McCartney,
even Ali and Frazier...
:13:21
...they worked it out. So can we, right?
:13:23
Stitch Jones is the name.
Rocking and rapping is the game.
:13:27
Pleased to meet you, too.
:13:28
I banged up my Corvette,
but I figure, what the hell...
:13:31
...gives me a chance to get out
and meet the regular people.
:13:34
People like yourself. People like my fans.
:13:37
I'm a singer. You heard of me.
:13:39
Stitch Jones: Earl of Funk, Duke of Cool,
Ayatollah of Rock-and-Roll-a.
:13:43
Shut your face, hippie.
:13:45
Did you say "hippie"?
:13:48
Haven't been hippies
around here for centuries.
:13:50
You been freeze-dried or doing hard time?
:13:56
One of those would sure go down nice.
:13:59
I'd buy one from you,
but I don't have my plastic.
:14:02
Usually I get one of my lackeys
to do my business.
:14:04
You can have one for free
if it will shut that hole under your nose.
:14:07
Thank you, my man.
:14:11
Jones.
:14:14
This doesn't mean you can blow in my ear.
Tom Highway.
:14:18
These aren't your magazines.
:14:21
No. Somebody must've left them there.
:14:25
The Sexual Politics of Living Alone.
:14:30
The Big Commitment and You.
:14:33
Island Erotics:
:14:35
How To Stay Tan, Tickly and Tantalized
in the Cool Waters of Jamaica.
:14:39
Not bad, man.
:14:46
Sunday Sex With a Wednesday Lover.
:14:49
That sounds like a song.
:14:52
"I met her on a Wednesday
She was the best
:14:55
"Come Sunday morning,
I needed rest
:14:58
"Because she didn't shave,
She didn't use Neet