:18:02
If your brain was as quick as your mouth,
you'd be a twenty-star general by now.
:18:06
If I was half as ugly as you,
Sergeant Major...
:18:10
...I'd be a poster boy for a prophylactic.
:18:13
Still a mean and nasty bastard.
:18:16
Goddamn! It's sure good to see you, Tom,
back where you belong.
:18:20
Take it easy.
Everybody will think I'm spoken for.
:18:25
'Morning, sir.
:18:27
Sergeant Major?
:18:29
Coffee, sir?
:18:31
Negative.
:18:33
Gunnery Sergeant Thomas Highway,
reporting for duty, sir.
:18:40
That Operation Officer's farthole is sewed
so tight, he shits out of his mouth.
:18:44
Academy?
:18:46
Big-time football hero.
:18:48
When am I ever going to get a break?
:18:50
Never.
:18:52
- Sergeant Major?
- Sir!
:18:54
Bring in Gunnery Sergeant Highway.
:19:08
Been in a long time.
:19:10
I've felt a little heat, sir.
:19:13
Korea. Dominican in 1965.
Three tours of duty in Vietnam.
:19:17
This old bulldog is carrying
so much shrapnel...
:19:20
...he can't pass through
an airport metal detector.
:19:23
I haven't yet had the privilege of combat.
:19:29
I recently came over
from Supply and Logistics.
:19:32
An unappreciated field of endeavor, sir.
:19:36
Quite.
:19:38
My record of achievement thus far
has been exemplary...
:19:41
...and I fully intend for that to continue.
:19:44
Sir.
:19:45
I want this battalion to be
the class of the division.
:19:49
I expect my noncommissioned officers
to lead by example.
:19:53
Public fighting and insubordination
to civilian authority...
:19:56
...are not what I call "good standards. "
:19:58
It was a minor altercation, sir.