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:06:00
You say you love her.
:06:02
You can remember her love for you.
:06:09
What happened so far?
:06:14
She Was decapitated
in a dreadful automobile accident.

:06:18
But fortunately, that Was the exact
problem that her boyfriend

:06:21
Was Working on
back at the laboratory.

:06:25
So he carried the head back
in a toWel that he had in the car.

:06:30
And she Wakes up on a tray and says:
:06:33
"Where am I?
:06:36
"Oh, no, don't tell me.
:06:38
"I've been in an aWful accident
and lost my arms and legs."

:06:43
And he says:
:06:45
"Worse than that, I'm afraid."
:06:55
This is great.
:06:58
So you just go in the kitchen
at 4 in the morning...

:07:01
- Oh, sure.
- And you come back out With this.

:07:11
This is the best spaghetti carbonara
I've ever had.

:07:17
You're making fun of me.
:07:20
You probably think it's very bourgeois
to cook for somebody on the first date.

:07:24
You probably think
I do this for everybody.

:07:28
Rachel, I love this.
:07:32
When We're married,
I Want this once a Week.

:07:39
I'm never getting married again.
:07:43
I don't believe in marriage.
:07:48
Neither do I.

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