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You say you love her.
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You can remember her love for you.
:06:09
What happened so far?
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She Was decapitated
in a dreadful automobile accident.
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But fortunately, that Was the exact
problem that her boyfriend
:06:21
Was Working on
back at the laboratory.
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So he carried the head back
in a toWel that he had in the car.
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And she Wakes up on a tray and says:
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"Where am I?
:06:36
"Oh, no, don't tell me.
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"I've been in an aWful accident
and lost my arms and legs."
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And he says:
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"Worse than that, I'm afraid."
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This is great.
:06:58
So you just go in the kitchen
at 4 in the morning...
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- Oh, sure.
- And you come back out With this.
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This is the best spaghetti carbonara
I've ever had.
:07:17
You're making fun of me.
:07:20
You probably think it's very bourgeois
to cook for somebody on the first date.
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You probably think
I do this for everybody.
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Rachel, I love this.
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When We're married,
I Want this once a Week.
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I'm never getting married again.
:07:43
I don't believe in marriage.
:07:48
Neither do I.