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:03:02
And I don't think there's enough macaroni
:03:19
Comrade, that man says he's from another planet;
we need to do something.

:03:24
Call 03
:03:25
I will call but he's barefoot - he'll catch cold
:03:33
Hello!
:03:34
Hello. Excuse my bad smell. I'm cold.
I found this in an iron bin.

:03:40
Fine.
:03:41
Friend! Tell me the number of your planet
in the tenture?

:03:46
Or at least the number of your galaxy
in the spiral?

:03:48
I got my contacts mixed up and now
I can't return home.

:03:52
We don't know the number.
We forgot, my friend.

:03:56
And now this lad will go and call information,
and we'll wait for him in the bakers, okay?

:04:02
And put this on meanwhile...
:04:04
Thank you... Listen, my friends.
There's no need for the bakers,
no need for information.

:04:11
This is my planet... 247 in tenture,
galaxy Beta, in the spiral.

:04:19
With this machine you travel in space...
:04:24
So which co-ordinates do I press
in order to travel home?

:04:28
You see time is relative -
do you understand this?

:04:31
Let me make a suggestion.
:04:32
We'll just press this contact
and travel to your home.

:04:37
But if this machine doesn't work,
:04:38
then you travel with us to where
we want to take you, okay?

:04:45
No, you can't...
You need to know...

:04:47
Yes we can...

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