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:28:02
The new foreman.
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No. You're a patsak. And who are you?
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I'm a Georgian.
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No, You're a patsak too. You're a patsak,
you're a patsak and he's a patsak.

:28:13
But I'm chatlanian, and they are chatlanian.
:28:16
So you wear the tsak and sit in
the pepelats, understand?

:28:21
What?
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Watch when I point this device at myself,
my friend... which point registers? Green.

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Now at him, watch - green too.
And at you...Green.

:28:36
Now look at Uef - which colour?
Orange?

:28:40
Because he is Chatlanian!
Well, do you understand?

:28:45
So what?
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Pluk is the Chatlanian planet.
Therefore we, Patsaks, must wear the tsak...

:28:51
Yes, and in front of we Chatlanians
you must do this...

:28:57
Vladimir Nikolaevich, it's unashamed racism.
:29:00
Show us again, please.
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Like this!
:29:04
If you would, a little slower...
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Like this.
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Vladimir Nikolaevich, you have a wife at home,
a son doing badly at school,
a cooperative flat you haven't paid for,

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and you're here...you're brain has gone.
It's ended pretty badly, my friend.

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Very well, Skripach, let's play their games...
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There we are, well done.
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Now give a match to Uef, and he will buy the gravitsapa.
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But it was said that you need them all.
:29:39
I was joking.
:29:41
Very funny.
:29:45
Wait. We'll go together...
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Don't show them your ktse, and don't think about them.
:29:57
You show them my ktse.
And don't give them more than half a match.


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