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:36:00
Skripach! Can you obtain more matches on Earth?
:36:06
I can.
:36:11
If you can spit this further, I'll give you a half chatl.
Like so... spit.

:36:17
If I can, you give me two matches....
:36:32
Do you see?
:36:32
No.
:36:33
It's just a game. I give you half a chatl,
you give me three matches.

:36:39
Go ahead, spit, my son.
:36:40
Thank you, I'd rather not.
:36:43
Well fine. Give me one match,
or I give you three chatla, yellow trousers
and these odds. Go on!

:36:51
No!
:36:53
Blue trousers...
:36:54
Mr Uef, I will not enter such terms and conditions.
:36:57
Are you going to change your mind?
Why are you annoying me, maimoona verishvilo?

:37:08
Mr. Uef! I represent a civilized planet,
and I demand that you follow our lexicon!

:37:42
Where are they?
:37:45
Who?
:37:46
The one with a scar, who I like an idiot
gave all the matches to.


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