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The planet I was born on.
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And me.
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Night.
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It's always night here, now.
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Time to put this on.
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Why?
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There's no bloody air.
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So how do you live here?
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Nobody's lived here for years.
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The Pluke's trankluked it
while we were on an expedition.

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Why?
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Because we didn't have time
to do them first.

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And why would you want to do them?
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So that they weren't hanging over our heads.
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And everybody perished?
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Of course.
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Vovka, I've a suggestion.
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The planet Hanut is only worth kopeks now.
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63 chatls.
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We go and sing 'Mama' around the galaxy
for a month,

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then the planet is ours.
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And another month - we can buy air.
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93 chatls.
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There will be no air for anybody
who comes here...

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The air will be ours.
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They'll be crawling around,
and we'll be spitting on them.

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Why?
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For fun!
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Where's the fun in that?
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You're too young to know...
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Half the planet's yours, half ours. Okay?
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Tempting, of course...
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But we need the Earth, guys.
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We have to hurry. The supermarket closes
in half an hour.

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Vovka, you don't ...
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Just look.
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We're here.
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And there's the Earth.
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And here's Alpha.
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They make cactuses from us on Alpha.
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Earth's in the anti-tenture, my friend.
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And there's no way that we can reach it,
understand?

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How's that so?
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Just is. All my life I never went.

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