:07:02
Tom, thanks.
You were right about the landlady.
:07:05
Put her on the bench,
she cracked like an egg.
:07:08
I cracked her like a walnut.
She crumbled like blue cheese.
:07:11
- He should open a restaurant.
- How'd you get oatmeal on your shirt?
:07:15
Do me a favor, will you?
Help me with this shirt.
:07:21
Great.
:07:23
I hate to break up your aerobics class,
but this is important.
:07:25
- What is it, Blanchard?
- Logan, I need that 750 form.
:07:29
- Of course you do. What is it?
- 750?
:07:32
The monthly composite
of trials and verdicts.
:07:36
- Do you have it?
- No. No, I don't.
:07:39
- Okay.
- I filed an 822 instead.
:07:42
I know every form in every division
of the DA's office.
:07:45
I assure you there's no 822,
and I do know that.
:07:48
You got me.
:07:49
I'd like to see this form, 750,
on my desk by the end of the day.
:07:56
- You've got lunch with the chief today.
- I know. 12:30, his office.
:07:59
1:00 at Le Zinc.
:08:01
Right, 1:00. Le Zinc.
:08:02
- Marchek, who's the defense on that case?
- Laura J. Kelly.
:08:06
She once tried putting a dog
on the witness stand.
:08:10
Under oath?
:08:12
Mr. Marchek is a beloved member
of a very large, tight-knit family.
:08:17
We've brought forth two dozen cousins,
aunts, uncles, in-laws...
:08:21
each of whom has testified under oath
that the alleged stolen property...
:08:25
was given to Mr. Marchek
as birthday gifts by them.
:08:30
Fourteen of them chose to give him
a television set.
:08:34
An unlikely coincidence?
:08:36
Under normal circumstances, perhaps.
:08:38
But we all heard Mr. Marchek's
sworn testimony...
:08:42
that all he wanted was a media room...
:08:44
not unlike that of
the President of the United States.
:08:48
The prosecution has made
a big issue out of the fact...
:08:51
that none of these relatives could
produce a receipt for the merchandise.
:08:55
A lovely watch. Do you have a receipt?
:08:58
No.
:08:59
- Clerk, arrest this man.
- Objection your honor.