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:12:01
I'm sorry.
:12:03
- Tom, I need your legal opinion.
- Not now, I need to see Bowers.

:12:07
My client slams his truck
through the window of a 7-Eleven.

:12:10
He breaks a customer's leg,
bangs up the clerk with bruises.

:12:13
You got a problem.
:12:14
Okay look, my client is driving,
but he is also with a woman...

:12:18
who's resting her head in his lap actively.
:12:21
What are you talking about?
Speak English, Ed.

:12:24
Resting her head with affection.
:12:26
This breaks his concentration
on driving, and....

:12:31
I can build a case on this.
:12:33
Ultimately, the accident is her fault
and not his.

:12:36
- What do you think?
- I'd sell the screen rights.

:12:43
A drink for you, sir?
:12:45
- Yeah. No.
- You're late. Cause me stress.

:12:49
Doctor says I'm supposed to
cut down on stress.

:12:52
These pills kill the acid in the coffee...
:12:54
before the acid in the coffee kills me.
:13:00
Now let's get to the point here.
:13:01
You know, Tom,
I always had the highest regard for you...

:13:06
both as a lawyer and a human being.
:13:09
I appreciate that.
:13:11
That's why I picked you to give the keynote
at the banquet tonight.

:13:14
Every year some poor son of a bitch
has to get in front of the crowd...

:13:18
and spout comforting nonsense.
:13:20
This year, I want to hear it
from someone with style and charm.

:13:25
I want to hear it from someone
who's my choice...

:13:28
for the next district attorney.
:13:32
You.
:13:36
Me?
:13:38
This is finally it, folks,
my last year as your district attorney.

:13:45
Too late.
:13:46
Appeal denied.
:13:49
Now then, the big question is
who'll replace me?

:13:53
Well, perhaps someone
like our keynote speaker here.

:13:56
For the past 12 years, I've given this man...
:13:59
the toughest assignments
and the heaviest case loads...


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