:08:00
It shows you're opening up.
:08:03
I'm fine.
:08:04
Soon you'll be putting
an ad in the personals columns.
:08:09
"Beaut--" No.
"Divorced White Female.
:08:12
Beautiful statuesque blonde.
:08:14
Witty, cultured, owns own vibrator. "
:08:18
Oh, Lizzy. . . .
:08:20
I know you don't have one.
Not vous,
:08:25
You are the grossest,
most perverted. . .
:08:28
-. . .oversexed, disgusting--
-Oh, my God!
:08:30
Oh, baby!
:08:32
Oh, Michael, yes!
:08:39
He's eating Volkswagens.
:08:42
I said to his agent, "How am I
supposed to review a piece like that?"
:08:46
-How about a Volkswagen-tasting party?
-More wine?
:08:49
Michael?
:08:54
Anyone can do this
with his or her nose.
:08:59
No, wait, wait. She did it!
:09:05
Have you guys heard of this artist?
:09:09
He's new. This is serious.
:09:11
Come on, please, everyone,
let her tell the story.
:09:14
Elizabeth does not lie.
:09:16
She's blushing.
:09:17
There's nudity and violence
in this, mark my word.
:09:20
-Tell it, tell it.
-Come on.
:09:22
A guy, he's an artist.
:09:24
-He's done a series of portraits.
-What kind of portrait?
:09:27
No, rectal portraits.
:09:30
I know him.
:09:31
He pulls down his pants,
puts the brush up his bum. . .
:09:34
. . .and then paints portraits in a sort
of jack-knifed position.
:09:38
It's the most amazing thing.
:09:39
That's sort of the way you
write your reviews, isn't it?
:09:43
Charming. Charming. Very charming.
:09:47
To swimming with bowlegged women.