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Once upon a time,
there was a lonely kind of a guy...
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who'd resigned himself
to the fact that love was blind.
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''Now, if love is blind, ''
he thought to himself...
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''How will it find me?
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''lt honestly seems such a crime.
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''For how many times
has love knocked on the door...
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''when it should have been
knocking on mine?''
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And so one day, he went off
in search of the aloof creature.
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He soon happened upon
the cute and fuzzy bunny gang.
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Perhaps they could help him.
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''Pardon me, cute and fuzzy bunnies, ''
he said.
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''l wonder if you could help me find love. ''
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''Love would have nothing to do...
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''with such a stupid-looking creature, ''
said the first cute and fuzzy bunny.
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''With that nose. And those shoes. ''
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''And that stomach. ''
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''And those eyes. ''
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''And those ears. ''
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''Roses are red, violets are blue...
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''but love will have
nothing to do with you! ''
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They chanted and danced around him.
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Naturally, our hero
was very saddened by this, so...
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he....
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Actually, he....
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He reached into his suitcase...
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and pulled out an lsraeli submachine gun...
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and he sawed those
cute, fuzzy bastards in half...
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with hot lead!
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lt was beautiful!
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Wait, stop! No, no.
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It's supposed to be a Iove story
not a Rambo bIoodbath.
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Forget it. It's not your fauIt. It's me.