1:09:00
and you look like
his father,
1:09:04
this is what our son
would look like.
1:09:07
- Pretty strong argument
for birth control.
- What do we do now?
1:09:12
Barbara, what
are you doing here?
1:09:24
[ Barbara ]
I got it! I tell you, I've got it.
1:09:28
Listen to this.
All right.
1:09:30
Sam arrives on a motorcycle
wearing shorts, no shoes,
no shirt, nothing.
1:09:35
Maybe we'll just put him
in a jockstrap.
1:09:37
We send him all over town in
the middle of a hot, sunny day.
1:09:41
Sam burns real easily.
He'll be bright red.
1:09:44
I can't believe
this is happening.
1:09:46
[ Barbara ]
Then he's got to cover himself
with honey and go to a bee farm.
1:09:50
- We make him dance so
the bees go absolutely nuts!
- I don't think she really--
1:09:55
Then we all watch while
they sting him to death!
1:09:58
Yeah!
1:10:00
Don't we want a punishment
that'll keep stinging him
the rest of his life?
1:10:04
My God, he must've been
seeing this woman for years.
1:10:08
Castrate him!
I want to castrate him.
1:10:14
Wouldn't it be better
if we struck at the core
of Sam's being,
1:10:18
- his reason for living?
- What would that be?
1:10:21
His testicles!
1:10:23
Would you know in
complete detail what Sam's
total net worth would be,
1:10:27
not just the big stuff,
the little stuff too,
down to the last penny?
1:10:30
Yeah...
I think so.
1:10:33
Good. I want you
to write it down in
as much detail as you can.
1:10:38
Fire up the stove.
Get the tofu burgers
from the freezer.
1:10:41
We're calling Sam.