Short Circuit
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Input.
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This is a barrel of monkeys.
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Let's scrape up
some female chicks.

:33:19
Don't we have to find
a robot?

:33:21
Pardon me for saying so,
but you're becoming a drag strip.

:33:25
Girls are not my best suits.
We got a job to do.

:33:28
As we're fond to say
in my country...

:33:30
"marketplace make dull
home for rodents."

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- Where are you from, anyway?
- Bakersfield, originally.

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- I mean your ancestors.
- Oh, them.

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Pittsburgh.
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It's the Colgate pump
with MFP floride.

:33:53
The Maximum
Fluoride Protection.

:33:54
It's a lie.
I didn't do it.

:33:56
I wouldn't try anything
on you, Tony. We're pals.

:33:58
Sure we're pals.
:34:00
No, I didn't do it.
You got me wrong.

:34:02
I brought you out here.
I worka with you.

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You're the last guy in the world
I'd try to cross, you kanow that.

:34:06
You wouldn't do anything to me.
Give me a chance.

:34:09
You can have anything I got.
Anything.

:34:10
Have you been watching
all night?

:34:13
Come on.
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Don't get up.
I can take care of this.

:34:19
Haven't you had enough
of this stuff?

:34:23
You lose IQ points the longer
you watch. There are studies.

:34:30
You're going to become
the 1st alien couch potato...

:34:33
and I'm not kidding.
Give me that. Give me that thing.

:34:44
... by eating Thomases
English Muffin...

:34:47
- Have a heart!
- "Have a heart"...

:34:49
"Don't cry, little girl",
"Smile your tears away"...

:34:51
and dozens of other hits all
in this big two-record set.

:34:54
Call now! Our operators
are standing by.

:34:57
Are you tired
of bill piling up?

:34:59
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Accountant in a Can.


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