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1:25:32
I got it!
1:25:34
I got it!
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All right,
this is it!

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Now, listen close.
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There's a priest, a minister
and a rabbi.

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They're out playing golf and
they're trying to decide...

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how much to give to charity.
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So the priest says, we'll
draw a circle on the ground...

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...we'll throw the money way up
in the air and whatever lands...

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inside the circle,
we give to charity.

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The minister says "no", we'll
draw a circle on the ground...

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throw the money way up in the air
and whatever lands outside...

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...that's what we give to charity.
The rabbi says "no, no, no"...

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we'll throw the money way
up in the air...

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and whatever God wants,
He keeps.

1:26:09
I get it.
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What's the matter?
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- Is he laughing?
- Yeah.

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And the joke wasn't
even that funny.

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And I figured I screwed up
the punch line.

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Whatever God wants
He keeps.

1:26:44
Well, you look kinda
shook up.

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Yeah, it's really true.
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Spontaneous emotional
response.

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I am alive. Yes?
1:26:52
Yeah, you are.
Yes! Yes!


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