:44:02
All right. Are you ready?
:44:05
Hands behind your backs, gentlemen.
:44:08
Drum roll.
:44:10
Hey, Lardass. Chow down, Wide Load.
:44:16
Go.
:44:24
Done!
:44:41
Done!
:44:44
Done!
:44:47
You better pace yourself,
if you want to hold out.
:44:50
Come on, Lardass!
:44:52
Lardass, Lardass!
:45:03
What the audience didn't know, was
that Lardass wasn't interested in winning.
:45:08
What he wanted was revenge.
:45:12
And right before he was introduced,
he'd gotten ready for it.
:45:16
... Principal John Wiggins.
:45:26
And our celebrity contestant
from KLAM in Portland...
:45:31
... The Bossman himself, Bob Cormier!
:45:38
From the racks and stacks
it's the best on wax...
:45:40
... how about another double, golden oldie,
sound sandwich from KLAM in Portland...
:45:44
... it's...
:45:46
Done.
:45:49
Diving into his fifth pie, Lardass began
to imagine that he wasn't eating pies.
:45:54
He pretended he was eating cowflops...
:45:56
... and rat guts in blueberry sauce.
:45:59
Done.