:42:02
At school they put this sticker on his back
that says, "Wide Load".
:42:05
And they rank him out and beat him up
whenever they get a chance.
:42:09
But one day he gets an idea.
:42:12
The greatest revenge idea a kid ever had.
:42:19
Is this thing on? Can you hear me?
:42:22
The next contestant
in the Great Tri-County Pie Eat...
:42:26
... Principal John Wiggins.
:42:36
And our celebrity contestant,
from KLAM in Portland...
:42:41
... The Boss-man himself, Bob Cormier!
:42:48
From the racks and stacks
it's the best on wax...
:42:51
... how about another double, golden oldie,
sound sandwich from KLAM in Portland...
:42:55
...it's...
- Boss!
:43:01
Next, a newcomer to the Pie Eat,
but one we expect...
:43:04
... great things from in the future,
young Master David Hogan.
:43:13
- Are you all right, young man?
- Lardass how was your trip?
:43:18
I hear you got a big appetite, Lardass.
:43:22
Don't even think about winning this.
:43:25
Boy are you fat.
:43:28
Don't pay attention to those fools,
Lardass. Davie.
:43:44
And now,
the one you've all been waiting for.
:43:48
The four-time champion,
our own Bill Travis.
:43:58
Listen I got $10 riding
on you myself, Billy Boy.