:18:01
I hope those doors aren't marking the wallpaper,
James.
:18:05
Come in and try it out, dear. Please.
:18:13
Whoa! Careful! Careful!
You'll have it over!
:18:16
Budge up, can't you, James?
:18:19
Couldn't you have made it a bit...wider?
:18:23
It's er... It's constructed in compliance
with the governmental specifications, dear.
:18:29
Well, they might have made it
wide enough for two people.
:18:32
Suppose you were married?
- We are married, dear.
:18:35
Yes, well there you are, then.
:18:38
Oh!
:18:40
What about if you had children?
Where would they go?
:18:43
Oh, well, you'd just hold them in your arms.
They'd soon fall asleep.
:18:48
Suppose they were 17 or 18?
:18:50
Big boys with bristly chins and big boots on.
Skinheads.
:18:54
Well, in that case, you'd er...
:18:58
just add a few more doors.
:19:00
There's... no wall space for more doors.
:19:03
Oh. No.
:19:05
Well, our Ron was never a skinhead, anyway.
:19:12
What on earth
are you putting the food in there for?
:19:14
Well, that's where it's got to be.
:19:16
But why can't it stay in the larder and fridge?
:19:19
Because we must not emerge
for the 14 days of the national emergency.
:19:23
You're not saying we've got to stay in that thing
for two weeks, are you?
:19:27
Yes, dear. Ours not to reason why.
:19:30
Now we must do the correct thing.
:19:32
Well, what about the cooking, then?
:19:34
How do I get to the cooker?
:19:36
We'll just have to use the little picnic stove, dear.
:19:39
- What about the toilet?
- Well er...
:19:41
Well, we'll have to have a potty, or something.
:19:44
I can tell you now, James Bloggs,
:19:46
that I am going to go upstairs
in the proper manner.
:19:50
But you mustn't emerge, dear.
Not for the 14 days of the national emergency.
:19:55
All right, then,
how are you going to empty the chamber pot?
:19:57
Well, we just have to empty it down the toilet,
I suppose.