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Um... Dear Sir,
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Mr B J thing er...
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We, the people of Britain,
are fed up with being bombed.
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We had enough of it last time, with old Hitler,
so will you just leave us in peace?
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You live your life and we'll live ours.
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Hope you are well.
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Please don't drop any bombs.
Yours sincerely, Mr and Mrs J Bloggs.
:26:28
Very good, dear. Very nice. Yes.
:26:31
You might be a bit late for the post.
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You know what the post is like these days.
:26:35
First class might just get there.
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But I must do this list.
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"Dustbin, calendar, books, games, paper,
pencils, shovel, spade, crowbar, axe, hatchet,
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saw, whistle and/or gong for alarms,
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suitcases for furniture or evacuation,
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string, pliers...
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...first-aid kits, safety pins, scissors, flints,
aspirins, diarrhoea remedy,
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tweezzers, calamine lotion, war crisis editions,
lice-flea powder,
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rodent poison, insulin, blood-pressure tablets,
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rubber gloves, sanitary towels,
mirror, toilet paper, eyewash."
:27:14
I wonder if it's true about the paper bags.
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Or is it a joke?
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I never know if it's just a joke or not.
:27:22
What's that, dear?
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Well, they say you should get into a paper bag
just before the bomb goes off.
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Whatever for?
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I suppose it's like the white paint.
It er... deflects the heat a bit.
:27:37
- Sounds silly to me.
- There are some paper bags.
:27:42
We had spuds from the farm in them.
There should be four.
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They'll be filthy, James.
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Are you sure your bag is clean, James?
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Yes, dear, I... cleaned it thoroughly.
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You do look silly!