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It's called "Armageddon And You."
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There's a terrific bit in it
about Western defences.
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Now, just listen to this.
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"There are three B.M.E. Ws -
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Ballistic Missile Early Warning systems.
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One P.R.C. S - Perimeter Acquisition
Radar Attack Characterisation System.
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Then there's N.O.R.A. D -
North American Air Defense.
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And J.S. S - Joint Surveillance System.
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And then seven R.O.C. Cs -
Regional Operation Control Centres.
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Then there's N.A.D.G. R -
Nato Air Defence Ground Rnvironment,
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and several A. W.C. S -
Airborne Warning and Control Systems.
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All this is controlled by the N.C. A -
National Command Authority,
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by means of the N.M.C. S -
National Military Command System.
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And A.M.C. C -
Alternative Military Command Centre.
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And N.R.A.C. C - National Rmergency
Airborne Command Centre.
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And it all comes under W. W.M.C.C. S -
Woridwide Military Command & Control System.
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We should be all right
with that lot looking after us, eh, ducks?
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Well, it didn't stop them from bombing us, did it?
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Oh er... well, no er... I suppose not, really.
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Still, just think, it might have been worse.
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Got to look on the bright side, ducks.
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Besides, another thing the powers that be
have created is called M.A.D.
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- Mad?
- Yes, M.A.D.
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M.A.D. Mutal Assured Destruction.
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I read about it in the public library.
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I think my old dad was in
the Mutual Assured Insurance.
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- A penny a week it was, in those days.
- This isn't insurance, ducks.
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I think it covered the cost of the funeral.
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Yes, well, I suppose this is similar.
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It all comes out of our taxes.