:58:01
Well, I warned you, dear.
:58:03
"This cottage is a bit isolated," I said.
:58:06
"You're not going to like it," I said.
:58:11
I wish we didn't have to stay put.
:58:14
I quite fancy a pint.
:58:16
I said I'd see old George
down the Half Moon today for a game of darts.
:58:25
I expect he'll be busy with his cows
after the bomb.
:58:28
It might have put them off laying -
milking, I mean.
:58:32
Yes, it may have curdled the milk, or something.
:58:36
These bombs have a terrific effect on things.
:58:39
He may have switched over to yoghurt.
:58:42
Yes. Lots of people's lives are going to be
considerably affected by the bomb.
:58:49
London Airport will have been
knocked out, I expect.
:58:52
Yes.
Bang goes a lot of people's holidays this year.
:58:56
The Yanks won't come dropping in.
:58:58
Oh, no.
Not unless to help us against the Russkies.
:59:01
Remember in the war? "Got any gum, chum?"
:59:05
We used to stand on the railway embankment,
:59:07
and the Yanks used to shower us with gum
and chocolate and K Rations.
:59:11
Terrific, it was.
:59:13
I wonder if the Russkies chew gum.
:59:15
"Got any gumski, comrade?"
:59:17
You won't be able to say that, James.
They're the enemy.
:59:21
Oh, yes. I keep forgetting.
:59:24
Crumbs!
:59:26
We won't have to try and kill them, will we?
:59:29
Oh, I... I suppose so.
:59:31
That's what you're supposed to do
to the enemy, isn't it?
:59:35
Crumbs! I hadn't really thought of that.
:59:38
You mean to say if one of them
comes through that door this afternoon,
:59:42
I'm supposed to try and kill him?
:59:44
Well, not you, James. After all, you're retired.
:59:48
Well, what would I kill him with?
:59:50
A bit of old iron, I suppose.
:59:53
I must mend those socks for you, James.
:59:56
They'd have Tommy guns. They always do.
:59:59
He'd mow us down, Hilda!