Wise Guys

Unless we try to quit.
Hey, we're in a growth industry.
Did you know organized crime is
the fourth largest employer in New Jersey?

- Interesting stats, Moe.
- We make decent money.

We don't have to hurt anybody.
If something happens, our families
are taken care of. What more do you need?

How about respectability?
You think I like strolling around Newark
in a charred coat?

Having to buy groceries for some guy
whose car just blew up on me?

When I'm 50 years old, maybe I want
somebody buying my groceries...

...having my car blow up on him,
all right?

You think you feel bad?
Today's my birthday,
and nobody remembered.

Not you, not even my own mother.
You feel bad, right?

- See you after lunch.
- Yeah.

- Where you going?
- I'm in the mood for Jew food today.

Kreplach down the hallway.
- Surprise!
- Surprise!

- Did you know about this?
- I've been planning it for weeks.

Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday, dear Moe
Happy birthday to you
Good to see you. Hi, good to see you.
How are you?

Thanks for coming out.
Good to see you guys.

Hi. Johnny, good to see you.
- I can't believe this.
- Moe, happy birthday.

- Brucey boy.
- Look who's here.

Good to see you. Go ahead,
make yourselves at home. Go ahead.

A party. How nice.
Move it, dickface.
- That's Dickstein. Morris, what's going on?
- Nothing, Ma.

Hey, Frankie, have some cake.
Oh, my God! What is he doing?
What a way to cut a cake, Frank.
- It's buttercream icing.
- Come on, Dad, give it to this chump.

You know:
Do it in the back of the head!

- Go before you get us all killed.
- How come I wasrt invited to this party?

It's just a get-together.
Just the immediate family.

- Happy birthday. Hi, baby. How you doing?
- Thank you.

- What's happening, Moe?
- Out!

- Where you going?
- Can I come along for the ride?

Why not. Two bodies, one brain.
Get in the back, keep your mouth shut.