:40:01
[Sobbing] There's Harvey!
¤ ["Funeral March"]
:40:08
¤ [Jokey Segue, Stops]
:40:12
Thank you, ladies and mourners.
[Hammy Laughter]
:40:15
That's all right, Harvey.
Don't get up.
:40:17
[Laughter Continues]
[Loud Sob]
:40:20
Anyway, be that as it may...
and I doubt if it was...
:40:22
tonight we are here to pay tribute
to a close, personal friend,
:40:27
Harvey Pupik... I'm sorry.
Uh, Pitnik. Harvey Pitnik.
:40:31
Harvey was a man, my friends,
who was the same in life...
:40:34
as he is in death... a stiff!
[Mourners Laughing]
:40:39
But all seriousness aside, we are
going to lay two things to rest...
:40:43
Harvey Pitnik and the rumor
that Charlie Callas is funny.
:40:47
[Laughter] Ladies and gentlemen,
a very funny man, Charlie Callas.
:40:52
¤ [Jazzy]
[Applause]
:40:54
Thank you.
Thank you.
:40:56
¤ [Ends] Thank you.
Harvey, keep it down!
:40:59
[Nonsense Noises]
[Laughter]
:41:03
Today, ladies and gentlemen, we're here to
pay homage to the late Harvey Potemkin...
:41:07
Peshtabil... Poshbulv...
whatever. [Chuckling]
:41:10
Who cares? Does it matter
now? [Allen] No, no.
:41:12
And if Harvey were alive today,
he'd be a very sick man. [Giggles]
:41:17
- [Imitates Taxicab Horn]
- [Laughter]
:41:22
¤ [Jazzy]
:41:25
We had... I'm sorry to make this announcement.
We had two disappointments tonight...
:41:28
Milton Berle could not make it
and Rip Taylor could. [Laughs]
:41:32
Ladies and gentlemen,
Rip Taylor. All right.
:41:34
¤ [Fast]
[Applause]
:41:36
[Applause Continues]
¤ [Ends]
:41:39
- Thank you so much. Thank you so much.
- [Applause Fades]
:41:42
Thank you.
Thank you so much, Steve.
:41:44
Charlie said, "Harvey,
keep it down. " Thank you.
:41:47
- Oh, well, there goes that act.
- [Laughing]
:41:51
The president couldn't be here,
Harvey, so he sent a wire.
:41:54
[Cackles]
[Laughter]
:41:57
Tell 'em. It's a...
Never mind.
:41:59
What's this, an audience or a
funeral? Now, pay attention, please.