1:02:02
A box of... [Quietly] Titans.
1:02:03
You have to
speak up, George.
1:02:05
Titans! I want a box
ofTitan condoms!
1:02:08
- [Gasps]
- George!
1:02:13
And to think you were
an altar boy. [Sighs]
1:02:25
- [Keys Jangling]
- [Door Unlocking]
1:02:32
You did say "Titans"?
1:02:34
[Sighs]
Oh, only about four times.
1:02:37
[Slaps Bill On Counter]
Thanks, Mr. Gower.
1:02:39
[Alarm Ringing] ¤ [Marching
Band: "The Star-Spangled Banner"]
1:02:43
- ¤ [Continues]
- [Laughing]
1:02:46
[Crowd Cheering, Chattering]
1:02:52
[Gower Laughing]
1:02:58
What's goin' on?
George?
1:03:00
Rupert King, president
ofTitan Condoms.
1:03:02
Congratulations, young man. You are
our one-billionth customer. Pictures.
1:03:07
[Crowd Whistling, Cheering]
1:03:09
Thanks, but I really
gotta go. Not so fast, kid.
1:03:12
We've been planning this for
months. It's really not necessary.
1:03:14
Tell me, George, how long have you
been using our fine Titan products?
1:03:18
Uh, you could say I never use
anything else. Great quote.
1:03:21
Are you getting all of this? You're
not gonna use my name, are you?
1:03:24
Modesty, I like it. You could give Titans
that wholesome image we're looking for.
1:03:27
Do you know what
you're doing to me?
1:03:29
The entire town's
gonna know about this.
1:03:32
You'll be a household name, George,
just like Bip, our Titan mascot!
1:03:36
Pictures. Pictures. Hi, folks.
Hi, George. Hi, everybody.
1:03:39
[Man] Hey, George, will
you autograph a box for me?
1:03:41
- [Crowd, Bip Laughing]
- Get used to that, George.
1:03:45
[No Audible Dialogue]
More good news, George.
1:03:47
Even as we speak, your parents are racing here
to join you in your moment ofTitan triumph.
1:03:52
My parents? Are you nuts? I'm
not even supposed to have the car.
1:03:56
Make sure you airbrush out
the kid's acne, okay? George,
1:03:58
as a token of our thanks, we'd like you
to have this lifetime supply ofTitans!