1:02:02
A box of...
Titans.
1:02:03
You have to
speak up, George.
1:02:05
Titans! I want a box
of Titan condoms!
1:02:08
George!
1:02:13
And to think
you were an altar boy.
1:02:32
You did say "Titans"?
1:02:34
Oh, only about four times.
1:02:37
Thanks, Mr. Gower.
1:02:58
What's goin' on?
George?
1:03:00
Rupert King, president
of Titan Condoms.
1:03:02
Congratulations, young man. You are
our one-billionth customer. Pictures.
1:03:09
Thanks, but I really
gotta go. Not so fast, kid.
1:03:12
We've been planning this for
months. It's really not necessary.
1:03:14
Tell me, George, how long have you
been using our fine Titan products?
1:03:18
Uh, you could say I never use
anything else. Great quote.
1:03:21
Are you getting all of this? You're
not gonna use my name, are you?
1:03:24
Modesty, I like it. You could give Titans
that wholesome image we're looking for.
1:03:27
Do you know what
you're doing to me?
1:03:29
The entire town's
gonna know about this.
1:03:32
You'll be a household name, George,
just like Bip, our Titan mascot!
1:03:36
Pictures. Pictures. Hi, folks.
Hi, George. Hi, everybody.
1:03:39
Hey, George, will you
autograph a box for me?
1:03:41
Get used to that, George.
1:03:45
More good news, George.
1:03:47
Even as we speak, your parents are racing here
to join you in your moment ofTitan triumph.
1:03:52
My parents? Are you nuts? I'm
not even supposed to have the car.
1:03:56
Make sure you airbrush out
the kid's acne, okay? George,
1:03:58
as a token of our thanks, we'd like you
to have this lifetime supply ofTitans!