:12:00
"You have the right to remain silent.
:12:02
"Anything you say can and will
be held against you.
:12:04
"You have the right to an attorney.
Turn around. I'm gonna frisk you.
:12:07
"You carrying any concealed
weapons?
:12:09
"Are you carrying...?
What is this? What is this?
:12:14
"Lay down on the floor
and spread them."
:12:28
- Do you watch the Bill Cosby Show?
- Yeah!
:12:31
I do too.
I love Bill Cosby's show.
:12:33
I been a big fan of Bill Cosby
all my life.
:12:35
Never met the man before,
but he called me up about a year ago
:12:38
and chastised me on the phone
for being too dirty on-stage.
:12:41
lt was real weird,
because I had never met him
:12:43
and he just thought it was... He should
call me up, because he was Bill,
:12:47
and tell me that he did...
About what comedy is all about.
:12:49
And I sat and listened
to this man chastise me.
:12:52
And when Bill Cosby chastises you,
you forget you grown.
:12:54
You feel like one of
the Cosby kids and shit.
:12:56
And I ran in the house
all excited to talk to Bill
:12:59
and picked up the telephone
and Bill got raw on me.
:13:01
I was like, "Hello, Mr. Cosby?"
And you hear:
:13:03
"I would like to talk to you...
:13:09
"...about some of the things
that you do in your show.
:13:24
"Now, I'm going to tell you a story."
He always tells you stories.
:13:29
"I would like to tell you a story.
I have five children.
:13:36
"One, two, three, four, five.
Five... Five children.
:13:40
"I live in Massachusetts with my wife,
Camille, and my five children.
:13:46
"Now, of the five children that we have,
there are four girls and a boy.
:13:53
"The boy's name is Ennis.
He loves everything you do.
:13:56
"Comes home from school
the other day
:13:58
"with a big smile on his face.
And my son looks just like me.