Eddie Murphy Raw

"You have the right to remain silent.
"Anything you say can and will
be held against you.

"You have the right to an attorney.
Turn around. I'm gonna frisk you.

"You carrying any concealed

"Are you carrying...?
What is this? What is this?

"Lay down on the floor
and spread them."

- Do you watch the Bill Cosby Show?
- Yeah!

I do too.
I love Bill Cosby's show.

I been a big fan of Bill Cosby
all my life.

Never met the man before,
but he called me up about a year ago

and chastised me on the phone
for being too dirty on-stage.

lt was real weird,
because I had never met him

and he just thought it was... He should
call me up, because he was Bill,

and tell me that he did...
About what comedy is all about.

And I sat and listened
to this man chastise me.

And when Bill Cosby chastises you,
you forget you grown.

You feel like one of
the Cosby kids and shit.

And I ran in the house
all excited to talk to Bill

and picked up the telephone
and Bill got raw on me.

I was like, "Hello, Mr. Cosby?"
And you hear:

"I would like to talk to you...
"...about some of the things
that you do in your show.

"Now, I'm going to tell you a story."
He always tells you stories.

"I would like to tell you a story.
I have five children.

"One, two, three, four, five.
Five... Five children.

"I live in Massachusetts with my wife,
Camille, and my five children.

"Now, of the five children that we have,
there are four girls and a boy.

"The boy's name is Ennis.
He loves everything you do.

"Comes home from school
the other day

"with a big smile on his face.
And my son looks just like me.