:40:02
Because you waited
five months for it.
:40:06
lf you're starving and somebody
throw you a cracker,
:40:11
you gonna be like this:
:40:12
"Goddamn, that's the best cracker
I ever ate in my life!
:40:16
"That ain't no regular cracker, was it?
What was that, a Saltine?
:40:19
"Goddamn, that was delicious.
:40:20
"That wasn't no Saltine. That was...
That was a Ritz. That wasn't a Ritz?
:40:23
"God, that was the best cracker
I ever ate in my life.
:40:26
"Can I have another one, please?
Please, one more."
:40:29
Then you get married, because
you think you've found the bomb.
:40:32
Have the same crackers
every day for a year.
:40:36
And you roll over one day
and be like:
:40:38
"Hey, I just got some
regular old crackers."
:40:43
Try to leave? Half!
:40:46
So be careful. Marry someone
that's not gonna fool around on you.
:40:49
Which would be hard
to do in the '80s,
:40:51
because everybody's
fucking each other nowadays.
:40:53
lt's like Fuckfest '8 7.
:40:55
Everybody... Everybody is fucking
and it really... lt's getting bad.
:40:58
Let me hear the women clap that
are loyal to their men, truthfully.
:41:02
Let me hear you clap.
:41:06
OK, now, let me hear... Let me hear
the women clap that have men
:41:10
that are loyal to them, truthfully.
:41:18
Yeah, I see. Y'all some disillusioned
ladies clapping right now.
:41:23
Let me hear the men clap.
:41:25
Let me hear the men clap
that are loyal to their women.
:41:31
Stop. You lying motherfuckers, stop.
:41:35
Stop, stop, stop. Kiss my ass.
:41:39
Fuck, there ain't no such thing as
a loyal man, you lying motherfuckers.
:41:42
Stop it. Yeah, the only reason you're
clapping is because your woman's
:41:45
sitting next to you right now
when I asked you.
:41:51
When I asked the question,
she looked at you like this:
:41:58
"You gonna put your hands together?