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Then you call up your girlfriends
and go, "Why?"
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She go, "I don't know.
My man ain't home." "Why?"
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Then you call up your mother
and say, "Mama, why?"
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She go, "I don't know, your father
ain't home." "Why? Why?"
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I'll tell you why all men fool around.
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- Why?
- Hear the ladies go, "Why?"
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Men fool around because of this.
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Look at all the women in the audience
right now looking up here like this:
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We fool around because
we figured women out.
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We did.
See, a lot of you ladies going:
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"What does he mean,
he figured us out?"
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And dumb niggas going, "Yeah, what
does he mean, we figured them out?"
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We figured you out in this sense,
and this is true.
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Anybody's ever done this
will agree with what I'm saying.
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Any woman that's ever had this done
to her will agree what I'm gonna say.
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Those of you who've never
done this will go, "I disagree."
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But once you make
a woman come real hard,
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once you make a woman say:
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No matter how bad you fuck up,
no matter what you do wrong,
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no matter what you say, no matter
what you do, as long as you say:
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"I'm sorry," she will listen to your story.
And that's the truth.
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That's the God's honest truth.
lt is the truth. Stop it. lt's the truth.
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lt is the truth. And, ladies, as soon
as y'all make that noise,
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your relationship will change
with your man. Because we know.
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We wait on that noise.
We waiting on it.
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Because we know we can act different
as soon as you go:
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We know we can act the fool then.
Remember when your man
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couldn't make it, he would call?
No more of that shit. He heard you go:
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Remember he wanted to spend all his
free time with you? No more of that.
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You made that noise.
Your man can act crazy.
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We know as soon as you go:
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Our face is in the pillow like this,
"I got this motherfucker now, boy."
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Then you start talking to her:
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"Whose pussy is this?
Whose pussy is this?"
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"Oh, it's your pussy!
lt's your pussy!"
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And your relationship changes
from that moment.
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The woman be sitting on the bed,
legs shaking:
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"Oh, my God.
Oh, I can't believe it.
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"I never came like that before.
I can't believe it."