1:10:02
"Hey, you got a problem?" You go,
"Yeah, motherfucker, I got a problem!"
1:10:12
"I just lost my motherfucking job
1:10:14
"to a white man, look just like you!
1:10:20
"So I say I'm gonna step on some feet
till I feel I've redeemed myself.
1:10:25
"You got a problem?"
1:10:27
And white guys will go,
"Hey, I didn't know about your job."
1:10:30
They leave and brother
be standing there like this:
1:10:32
"That was close.
1:10:35
"I almost got fucked up."
1:10:37
So I know you gotta act
like you can fight.
1:10:39
First, you make your voice
go up an octave
1:10:42
and act real confused.
And mumble:
1:10:43
"What the fuck this
motherfucker trying...?
1:10:46
"Yo, you don't put your
motherfucking hand, no...
1:10:48
"Mind your motherfucking business.
I'll bust your motherfucking ass.
1:10:51
"Don't you never put your hands...
Shut the fuck up.
1:10:53
"What the fuck is wrong
with you, man?
1:10:55
"You know I'll bust you...
Get the fuck off me.
1:10:57
"I'll bust your motherfucking ass too.
Mind your motherfucking business.
1:11:01
"You want some, motherfucker?
You want some?
1:11:03
"Then make a move, then.
Make a move.
1:11:05
"Yeah, you better walk away, mother...
I'll bust your pussy ass too.
1:11:09
"You never put your
motherfucking hands on me.
1:11:11
"What the fuck is your problem?
What's your problem, huh?
1:11:13
"You got a problem?
Well, I'm gonna settle your problem.
1:11:16
"I'm gonna settle your problem,
motherfucker!"
1:11:18
And the dude did like this,
"Come on!"
1:11:28
I was stuck.
1:11:30
I was standing there like this now.
1:11:33
Dude said, "Come on,
that's the way I like it."
1:11:35
I didn't know what to do, because
I could act like I could fight good.
1:11:40
I'm an actor, I ain't no fighter.
1:11:41
You put me in a movie where
I'm the star, I'll kick your ass.
1:11:46
This is real shit.
He's going, "Come on."
1:11:48
I was frozen, man.
I was standing there,
1:11:51
my ego jumped out
of my body and said,
1:11:53
"Punch him in the face, Ed."
1:11:55
I said, "I ain't punching nobody."
1:11:57
My ego said,
"Well, give me your hand."