Ernest Goes to Camp
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:11:04
Shouldn't you, uh,
have a little more practice

:11:06
before you go around
stickin' needles in people?

:11:09
I've had lots of practice.
:11:12
If I keep doing it,
I might even get good at it.

:11:21
See? A... cold, wet nose.
Color's good.

:11:26
No fever.
:11:28
Come on, now, Ernest.
:11:30
You know this isn't
going to hurt...

:11:33
much.
:11:35
I can take it,
Miss St. Cloud.

:11:38
Real men can take it,
and I'm a real man...

:11:42
a man with a hearty smile,
a stout back...

:11:47
with grit in his teeth
and nails in his knuckles,

:11:51
a man who has never
tasted quiche...

:11:55
Is that
your smallest needle?

:11:57
I did it!
:11:59
I took the Lindbergh baby!
:12:02
I am Josef Mengele!
:12:05
Owwwwww!
:12:13
Well, as you men know,
:12:15
our camp's been selected
by the governor's staff

:12:18
to take part in his, uh, program
for disadvantaged youngsters.

:12:22
He calls it, uh,
"Operation: Second Chance. "

:12:25
Some camps have
all the luck.

:12:27
And I just got notification that the second-chancers
are gonna be ready to be picked up today,

:12:33
and I wanted you guys
to be prepared for it.

:12:35
Better hide
your wallets.

:12:36
Yeah, and get out
your brass knuckles.

:12:39
We're already short-handed. How are
we gonna handle those delinquents?

:12:41
Oh, they're not
delinquents.

:12:44
They're just boys from a bit
rougher environment than most of us.

:12:47
You mean
underage criminals.

:12:49
No, they're not.
:12:51
They're all residents of
the State Institute For Boys,

:12:54
but they're not criminals.
:12:56
Stennis, I'm gonna let you
be their counselor.

:12:58
Why do I get stuck
with them?


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