Ernest Goes to Camp
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:23:26
This ditch has got to go
:23:28
all the way to the waterfront,
gentlemen.

:23:31
Maybe by then some of the fight
will be out of your system.

:23:34
Man, this isn't fair.
They started it.

:23:37
Yeah, man!
They tripped Moose!

:23:39
You boys have got to learn...
:23:41
if you play... you pay.
:23:51
Hey, don't work
too hard, fellas.

:23:53
Yeah, life's a ditch,
guys.

:23:55
Can you dig it?
:23:59
I just want one clean shot
at blondie.

:24:11
Now, Eddie, if you don't
stir it, it'll clot on ya.

:24:13
Something burnin'?
:24:15
Here. Look what we got
for ya.

:24:17
E-e-w.
:24:18
Look at that.
:24:20
Jake's specialty du jour...
eggs erroneous.

:24:25
It's made with powdered eggs
and 17 herbs and spices

:24:29
smuggled into this country
by Tibetan monks.

:24:32
Ernest, I want you to cut
yourself a big knock

:24:37
out of
these eggs erroneous.

:24:39
No, I-I can't eat
on an empty stomach.

:24:41
Why,
of course you can.

:24:43
Eddie does, and look at
that rosy glow to his teeth.

:24:48
No.
:24:50
- Oh, come on, now.
- No.

:24:53
Now, Ernest, would
somebody dressed like this

:24:56
lie to you about food?
:24:57
Fond as I am
of Tibetan cooking,

:24:59
a hungry lion hunts best,
know what I mean?


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